Each season during fashion week, I take part in a shameless, yet addictive practice I like to call shoe porn.

And I’m here on the blog today to share my fun with you. Step 1: Get a fabulous pedicure so you can properly imagine how you will look in your new shoes. Step 2: Apply an under-eye mask because dark circles do not go with Prada slingbacks. Step 3: Pour yourself a glass of pinot noir and raise it high to all the designers crafting shoes you’ll never be able to afford.

Disclaimer: Using your rent money to buy expensive shoes is a very bad idea. Let the record show that I encouraged you to give your wallet to a good friend while having this experience.

Jimmy Choo “Samantha 35” satin mules with pearls, $1,725

 

SJP by Sarah Jessica Parker newsprint leather pumps, $395

Christian Louboutin rhinestone stilettos, $3,595

Aquazzura velvet mules, $795

Jimmy Choo “Tanya 100” suede ankle boots, $1,495

 

Ganni “Sabine” velvet slingbacks, $280

 

Malone Souliers “Maureen” leather pumps, $595

 

Malone Souliers X Emanuel Ungaro “Maisie” polka-dot satin and lace mules, $595

 

Stubbs & Wootton velvet and leather “Verona” slippers with Romeo and Juliet embroidery, $450

 

Christian Louboutin “Miragirl” pumps, $1,295

 

Roger Vivier Paris velvet Mary Jane flats, $1,250

Tom Ford Swarovski crystal embellished mirrored leather pumps $1,850

Prada slingbacks, $940

SJP by Sarah Jessica Parker rhinestone boots, $595

Christian Louboutin “Raissa” satin pumps, $1,195

 

Chanel suede goatskin, lambskin and patent calfskin boots, $2,875

Manolo Blahnik “layevitch” suede ankle boots, $1,295

Nicholas Kirkwood “Mira” textured-lamé pumps, $795